2/05/2010

Look what CONNIE means lol

1. Connie

Connie's are usually absolutely gorgeous girls. They have a love for bright colours and are usually hyper-active. They are known to come out with random things. Connie's are totally unpredictable! Boys are always chasing after Connie's (pffft not fair!!!) Everybody knows that if you are friends with a Connie you are special.
Connie is also a fish name.


2.Connie

short nickname for constance also a friendly person.

3.Connie

Connie is short for Constance or Consuela. You will most likely find a Connie meditating in the middle of the street, running around with a tutu screaming "OYSTER SAUCE", or playing dead in the middle of an elevator. Just because she doesn't give a &*^%. Connie's are fun, pretty, weird, and stylish. If you have a Connie, hold on to her, because she is special.

4.Connie

A kind, sweet, beautiful girl who is also surprisingly outgoing yet lacks self esteem. She loves to hang out and has a personality to die for. Meeting a Connie results in love at first sight for most people, and Connie's are usually asked out on a regular basis. Many other girls are generally jealous of a Connie. Connie's also have great bodies and are usually super hot. Most guys are jealous of the boyfriend of a Connie. Most of the time guys that Connie's dates turn out to be regrettable. Usually, it is said that a Connie will tell her best friends that she would have rather dated the guys she rejected than the ones she actually dated. Connie's are very thoughtful people and if you have one, never let go because you've got a treasure unlike any other!!

5.Connie

The most beautiful girl in the world, also a hottie with a body, most deffinatley. Connies are amazing! If you ever meet a girl named Connie, bow down to her.. and RESPECT her. Connies may become famous some day... so u might want to get to know her. shes a cool kid.

10.Connie

Term used to discuss cocaine, like "mary jane" was for pot.
Who wants to party with Connie tonight?

CREDIT

2/03/2010

I want this guy

I'm the guy who will call you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams.

I'm the guy who will call you and tell you "i love you and you make me smile" just because.

I'm the guy who will blindfold you and take you to the beach, let you run your toes through the sand and then make you guess where we are.

I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears.

I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you dont want to.

I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on, wearing sweats and a big t-shirt.

I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead.

I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell.

I'm the guy who won't lie to you about where he's going or where he's been or who he's been with.

I'm the guy who'll randomly tickle you just to hear you giggle.

I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk.

I'm the guy who's excited all day because i'm looking forward to our date that night.

I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more.

I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room.

I'm the guy who'll say i love you first because i'm not afraid to say it.

I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in and watching movies and cuddling.

I'm the guy who gets butterflies when he hears your name.

I''m the guy who's not afraid to tell his friends he loves you.

I'm the guy who doesnt mess with other girls when i have you.

I'm the guy who doesn't care about your imperfections and loves you more for them.

I'm the guy who will hold you while we watch the sunset.

I'm the guy that makes you laugh when you're down, makes you happy when you're mad, and makes you smile when you're frowning.

I'm the guy that isn't afraid to eat ice cream with you when you're having a bad day.

I'm the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well.

I'm the guy who isn't always trying to act like a hard ass around you.

I'm the guy who will still be your best friend even after we break up.

I'm the guy you call when you have no one else to turn to.

I'm the guy that will come pick your drunk ass up at 3 am when I have to be up at 8.

I'm the guy that tells you the right thing to do or how I really feel, not just what you want to hear.

I'm the guy that loves you for you and not what my friends think of you.

I'm the guy that will love you even when you do something so retarded that I normally wouldn't want to be seen with you.

I'm the guy that is always loyal no matter what.

I'M THE GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO MAKE YOU THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD.

Ladies if this is your perfect guy, repost this with the title "I want this guy"

Guys if this is you, repost this with the title "I am this guy"

*A POEM FOR US GIRLS *

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
I can talk to my friends,
about the size of my a--.
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and, yes, it takes long.
At least I admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a b---.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at ME you idiot...
Not at my chest !!
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you D***!?!
Now, you must forward this
to at least 4 FEMALES
or you will have
a HORRIBLE streak
of bad love life.

5 Careers You Can Start at Any Age

In-demand jobs often require specific degrees or career training, but you shouldn't feel discouraged if you lack the necessary education.
Today's abundance of online education options means you're never too old to go back to school, and many online degree programs cater specifically to the busy lives of working adults. By working and attending school online, you can prepare for your next job without sacrificing your current income. The following jobs are expected to grow faster than average from 2008 to 2018, and each requires training that can be achieved at any age.

1. Physical Therapist Assistant

Physical therapist assistants help physical therapists rehabilitate patients, including accident victims and sufferers of debilitating diseases. According to the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS), employment of physical therapist assistants is expected to grow 33 percent thru 2018, much faster than the national average. In 2008, these assistants earned an average of $46,140.

Physical therapist assistants must earn an associate's degree in physical therapy from an accredited program. These programs generally last two years and prepare students for state licensing. If you're interested in becoming a physical therapist assistant, career training and online education can help you make the transition.

2. Registered Nurse

Registered nurses help doctors treat, diagnose, and care for patients in hospitals, doctors' offices, and care centers. Nurses make up the largest employment group within health care, and their numbers are expected to grow by another 22 percent from 2008 to 2018. According to the BLS, registered nurses earned an average of $62,450 in 2008.

To prepare for licensing, nurses must earn at least an associate's degree in nursing from an accredited nursing program. Associate's degree programs take approximately two years to complete, while programs offering a bachelor's degree in nursing take about four years. Online degree programs can help you train for a career in nursing without leaving your current job.

3. Elementary School Teacher

If you have a passion for learning and enjoy working with kids, a career as an elementary school teacher may be a good fit. Elementary school teachers teach multiple subjects to students from kindergarten through sixth grade, emphasizing understanding, responsibility, and consideration. According to the BLS, elementary school teachers earned an average of $49,330 in 2008, and the field is expected to grow by 16 percent from 2008 to 2018.

To teach in public schools, elementary school teachers must earn a bachelor's degree and graduate from a teacher education program. With online classes available, it's never too late to return to school and qualify to become a teacher.

4. Computer Software Engineer

Computer software engineers use principles of computer science and mathematics to design and develop software. From computer games to networking systems, the programs developed by computer software engineers help computers function in our everyday lives. The BLS expects employment of computer software engineers to increase by 34 percent thru 2018, which means plenty of opportunities to enter the field. In 2008, these engineers earned an average of $85,430.

To become a computer software engineer, you need to earn a bachelor's degree in computer science, software engineering, mathematics, or a related field. Some positions require a master's degree in computer science, and all expect employees to be up-to-date with new technologies and computer systems. Online degree programs in computer science and software engineering can prepare you for a career in this innovative field, regardless of your age or schedule.

5. Management Analyst

Management analysts (also called management consultants) are business experts that help companies solve problems to remain competitive. Management analysts must think strategically and come up with innovative, effective solutions for their clients. In 2008, management analysts earned an average of $73,570, and the BLS expects their employment to increase by 24 percent in the next decade.

Competition for management analyst positions is intense, and often a master's of business administration (MBA) degree is required. Online business degrees are increasingly common, so it's possible to enhance your industry knowledge with a formal degree.

Taking the Next Step

These five careers prove that opportunities exist across industries, and it's not too late to transition into a field you're passionate about. With online degree programs and career training options, you can reach your education goals without giving up your current job and lifestyle.

by Jessica Hanley, FindtheRightSchool.com
Found at CLICK HERE

All kinds of wrong but so what



i dont even want to know how this made. i still want it. clogged arteries. oh well. still looks yummy.

HBCU



I am trying to figure out what Historial Black College or University I want to attend after these years are up at PSC. I have my eye on Howard University, and I had my eye on it ever since I was little. I mean I grew up down the street from Howard so it's always been my number one choice.


Deep Stuff

The English poet John Donne was right.

No man (or woman) is an island. Our overall physical, spiritual, emotional, and mental make-up is engineered towards seeking, forming and maintaining long-term relationships with others. We are inherently social beings. Regardless of how independent, capable, or accomplished we are, we need other people. We need our friends, our family members, and we need significant others. Men need women and visa versa, because our unique differences are designed to compliment and celebrate each other, and thus create cohesiveness; a connection that is mutually comforting and rewarding.

Could we imagine our lives without those we love? Relationships are fundamental to our society. Relationships are what make us human. Despite the rewards of human interaction, particularly with the opposite sex, finding someone to love and share your life with is often the most arduous undertaking wrought with disappointment, disillusionment, and heartache.How can finding a spouse be so difficult, when each of us are craving and seeking after that?

Marriage, after all, is the most important commitment we enter into and the one worth searching after, protecting, nurturing, and sustaining. Yet with the media perpetuating wildly different ideals about love, many of us are left perplexed, even disillusioned, wondering what is love—real love? Contrary to popular belief, there is, indeed, a difference between infatuation and love. And there is a difference between lust and love. Love is grown into; it develops over time. While, Hollywood would have us believe love can be maneuvered into and out of as easily as the "drive thru" window at McDonald’s, such is not the case. It is a clear indication that our society has an unrealistic, if not diluted, view of love. There is love, and there is infatuation, and, though related, they are distinctly different. Let us examine the qualities and characteristics of love versus infatuation:

Infatuation:

*Develops rather rapidly

*Based on limited characteristics

*Based on the emotion itself

*Is self-centered

*Is multi-person centered

*Changes rapidly

*Loses touch with reality

*Largely outward or physical

*Insecure/Insecurities

*Jealous/Possessiveness

Love:

*Is grown into

*Based on the whole person

*Focuses on the person with whom you are involved

*Is other-centered

*Demonstrates a deep commitment to one person

*Is a gradual development

*Maintains balance of life and priorities

*Involved the total relationship

*Secure/Security

*Trust/Faith


That having been established let us examine two examples, both taken from movies, of different relationships between men and women. Thusly, we shall determine which of two are based on sincere, genuine love as opposed to mere infatuation.

First, there is the recent blockbuster The Notebook. The two love interests are often seen together in the troughs of steamy passion—they simply cannot get enough each other, so they are constantly "all over each other." They certainly loved the idea of each other, but that does not equate to real love.

On the other hand, there is the example illustrated by the original version of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice produced by the British Broadcasting Company (or the BBC). Elizabeth Bennett and Mr. Darcy do eventually fall in love and get married in the end, but they did not immediately warm up to each other. It took years before they transformed their relationship from that of mere acquaintances to a good, healthy friendship that then developed from mutual respect to a deeply felt love that inspired them to commit to each other; to share their lives together and thus get married.

Undoubtedly passion and romance are important in marriage, but mutual respect, a genuine desire to serve each other and support each other, and a willingness to work at the relationship— together is vital to the longevity and sustainability of a marriage, as well. Intimacy is often misconstrued as being synonymous with sexual interactions, while, in reality, intimacy involves a closeness between two people; a profound sense of connection that involves a mental, emotional, and spiritual investment, in addition to physical attraction.

With that, for those of you who want the fairy tale, keep in mind a fairy tale is just that. It is not reality. This is not to say that marriage cannot be a truly blissful, beautiful experience. Much to the contrary!

Marriage is richly blesses and enhances our lives, as do all of our closely knitted relationships. Yet, marriage, because of its sacred nature, ought to be entered into lightly nor hastily. It takes time. It takes work. A relationship requires a long-term commitment, and a daily, constant effort demonstrated by both persons involved. Marriage is no exception. Marriage is single-handedly, the most important life decision we make, and thus it is worth investing time into finding someone who is not only compatible, but someone with whom a mutual respect, a deep sense of care and concern, and similar values are shared. Such are vital ingredients to any relationship, especially marriage, and such feelings develop over time. In sum, relationship is an investment of time, as well as love, which, in turn, continues to grow and deepen over time. Is it not amazing that the better we get to know someone, the more we care for them and the more we love them? They even become more attractive, on all levels, because of the quality time we put forth into our relationship with that person. As you search for love and happiness, keep in mind that everything worthwhile requires time and effort. And if love is greatest of gifts (which it is) then, be not afraid of investing your time, energy, talents, and all that comprises the person who are into finding that person with whom you want to share your life.


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::you asked me if you were the best i ever had. i replied yes. what you didn't know was that i lied!::
~swey